Thursday, January 15, 2009

Don’t pee outside in a closed park and then drive on the grass instead of the road…

So two years ago I was in Omaha with my family for a wedding. My friend from Africa, Pete came out to visit me while we were there. One night we were really bored. So we drove around for a while. It got to be 2am or so, and we went to this park. There was nothing that was stopping us from getting in and we didn’t see any closed signs so we kept going.

We then proceeded to pee in the Missouri river. Then we got back in Pete’s truck and he backed up onto the grass in the park instead of going on the road.

And then this cop turned on his lights and we stopped. And we got tickets. Then he told us that we would have to go to court, back in Omaha. But then we found out we could just write to the district attorney with a check for the ticket. I found my letter and here it is:

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